Look...in the rush to make sure you’re the first commenter to pluck the lowest-hanging fruit, sometimes mistakes are made.

“We had literally heard them all, we could recite them before he even started to say them...”

Bad Kinja

There it is folks, the biggest asshole of the day

Holy shit, you suck man.

He’s not coaching tonight because his wife fucking died YESTERDAY, you POS. You just couldn’t wait to come here and shit on Pop could you? You truly reflect the empathy and compassion of the GOP, heartless prick.

I don’t have anything to add, but I like commenting on Deadspin.

My gf won’t take milk in her eggs. She also prefers them scrambled “dry” (i.e., overcooked to senselessness). I refuse to make her eggs. I don’t eat eggs myself, but damned if I’m going to ruin them.

with au jus  

HIV virus

ATM machine

If you don’t love me at my

for your FYI

Well now I don’t want to visit anywhere thanks Nick

I know you’re just teasing, but it’s fair to remind people of Derrick Rose prior to 3 knee surgeries, a broken face and regular wear and tear that most athletic point guards get:

it’s ok man, you still have the Wizards

Angels should go for broke, play Ohtani every game, sign Bryce Harper and Kevin Durant.

Translation: Seahawks brass didn’t like that the truth leaked, and called another stooge to kick some dirt around the facts.

There was a pretty sizable reply-allpocalypse about two weeks before I started with my company, but when my email account had already been created. When I logged in for the first time, I had roughly 1,300 messages waiting for me. After the initial deluge, people started with the jokes, broadcasts about happy hours in…

“Resume is attached” is my favorite.