(Editor’s note: Three minutes after Deadspin commenter “threve” posted this, he was arrested while waiting in line at the Starbucks drive-thru after ramming his F-150 into the car ahead of him for taking too long to order.)

Chris Tampon: fuck the fuck off. Deadspin IGNORES HOCKEY which, unlike the ladylike sport of basketball where nobody is allowed to hit each other, is a FULL CONTACT SPORT. And you dickfucks ignore it until you want to make fucking FUN OF THE CHAMPIONS??? Jesus H Murphy. You are not journalists. You’re following ESPN…

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

Trust me, I like it but it totally reminds me of the battering ram from The Return of the King

Stupidest article yet on Jalopnik.

Such a bad take they made the editorial decision to run this under a pseudonym. Good idea

Shit...your relatives will do it to you in case you are not famous.

SEO.

I can only think the headlines would show up as top results in web searches, driving clicks?

So, where can we invest in this mini horse scam, er, I mean “business”?

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!! First peacocks, now this shit? That fucking does it! My service honey badger is flying with me from now on. Go ahead, try to remove me now. You think I don’t give a shit?

When I was traveling all over the world for my job, I always kept my mini horse in my carry-on luggage. Never had a single trouble at the security check.

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

A retractable hardtop made the Z4 fat and more a baby SL than a sporty roadster. If you want an isolated convertible cruiser there are plenty of options.

GM is trying to position Cadillac as a direct competitor to the Germans (BMW, Mercedes, Audi, etc). So the V program is an analog to the M program. Since they actually have GTE covered by Corvette it made sense for them to be represented by a different brand.

Just to spite Alonso (who I still like), I want all of LMP1 to crap out, and then JPM wins in the United Autosport ride taking the Triple Crown right in front of Fernando.

Let’s see some investigative journalism. Reach out to Jose at

Curiosity is NOT powered by a Nuclear REACTOR. Its Thermonuclear, meaning the heat given off by a degrading isotope is what powers it. Sheesh.

The Segway. It was supposed to "REVOLUTIONIZE PERSONAL TRANSPORTATION," but it's a dumb idea on its face, if a nifty little gadget. Now exclusively used the the too-rich to ooze around their compounds and tourists too fat and/or lazy to walk around a city they've paid to come to. Terrible.

I didn't watch the movie because I've sat in one. They're crap. My university received two as a grant; the best thing they could think of was to turn one of them into a snowmobile.

Go badgers.