“New York’s hottest secret couple is Hadrick. It’s got everything: a man impersonating a tauntaun...”

We’d be living in a socialist utopia right now if it wasn’t for that bastard Tom Nook.

What would have made the whole thing worthwhile would have been a single pan to Yelena’s baffled but fascinated face.

The real “Uncle” is, you guessed it… Frank Stallone.

Miata Investments Are The Answer.

“And then The Root hired Michael Harriot. And I watched as damn near everything he wrote went platinum. I literally became the mad rapper—because working with Michael Harriot is like being a rapper on the same label as Kendrick Lamar.”

Ya know, I’ve been an avid jalopnik reader since 2007. I keep seeing these whiney comments about how jalopnik is going downhill and I’m calling bull shit. There was a time there a few years ago when jalop sort of lost its way and a lot of great writers left and the focus went to mediocre reviews with some David…

Nascar has never been a huge fan of Live Streaming.

Noooo NOOOOO NOOOOOO!! I know you’re a baller and a poet, a writer and destined for greatness (while being off the market & married to a doctor!) but I can’t handle change right now! So stop, call it off, come back and keep The Root’s continuity! I haven’t even read your post but I’m upset now for the rest of the…

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see where things go from here — just a passing look at what happened a decade ago.

Avalanche (AVAX) is a proof of stake crypto so there is no mining involved like for Bitcoin that is a proof of work crypto like you are describing.

Great article, more in depth stuff like this please.

There’s someone who manages farm output for Black Google? Weird.

my first draft was going to be just posting this under a headline

Oh sure, pile on Tesla, but give the motorized cart company a pass when it comes to its autopilot feature. 

I hate that I routinely feel compelled to rally this defense, but it is a tired and frankly racist trope built around his idiosyncratic silence during oral arguments; Thomas has written copious opinions and has firmly established himself as an evil intellect in his own right.

Is the update that you can get one in stores now?

This reminds of that recurring guy in Community, who basically rented out his identity to Subway and Honda. Jake From State Farm is now that actor’s legal name, a la Jennifer Government. 

Do I hate it when people ask themselves questions and then answer them as a rhetorical device? I do.