Be prepared to see the show extended to an hour or hour and a half, to fit in all of Steve’s mugging, his pauses for laughter from the audience, his “Lawd ha mercy” looks.

I wanna see torch do an alternate reality article where Apple buys Tesla. Musk and Cook butt heads, Musk leaves and joins Nikola. I think this would be a fun Friday read.

Assuming their bank compounds interest monthly (based on the daily average balance), with an average checking account interest rate of 0.01% and $50k in the bank the other 26 days, their daily average would work out to ~6.9bn and their interest earned would be ~$690k. 

Hey, Kotaku. I’ve been in the video game industry for 12 years and have been following your blog as my favorite video game news source since, I believe, before that. I love what you do and think your voice is very important. You advocate for progressive ideals, call out things that others won’t, and generally say what…

For those interested, here’s the https://www.nhtsa.gov/press-releases/2020-fatality-data-show-increased-traffic-fatalities-during-pandemic and the https://www.ghsa.org/resources/Analysis-of-Traffic-Fatalities-by-Race-and-Ethnicity21.

Comment that contradicts author’s post but in a passive-aggressive way to seem edgy, but really I’m just fishing for upvotes and hoping people will respond so I can call them out and spit vitriol at them.

Let me guess, he thinks three-fifths of $15 is a more appropriate wage.

look at those fake vents!  They really did predict the future!

if you’re wondering what correlation there is between the Sussexes’ newborn daughter and a 46-year-old unarmed Black man murdered by a since-convicted police officer, there is none

The obvious choice is Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek .Forever.

I just want to say thank you thank you so much to my fantastic collegues, current and otherwise, and all of you readers because it’s an absolute, improbable fucking GIFT that there’s people who read some of the ridiculous things I write, and I never stop appreciating that.

I think it was this! and thanks! https://jalopnik.com/an-imaginary-car-from-an-imaginary-country-1977-spiro-1843350154

The Root: “Empower Black women! Give Black women a seat at the table! Black women know how to get shit done!”

It is gonna be funny as hell when Serena leaves and the lilly white overlords of tennis have chased away Naomi Osaka and their ratings crash and burn. I wish she had gone to the press conferences and pulled a Marshawn Lynch: “ I am just here so I don’t get fined.” Oh Billie Jean I see you back tracking after that…

“Society and, particularly, the media have gone to great lengths to frame this as a ‘complex conflict’ between Israel and Palestine where both sides are to blame,” they said, “rather than the straightforward ethnic cleansing, settler colonialism, and apartheid it really is.”

I applaud the decision to leave the discussion open to comments.

This is an excellent direction that makes sense for Harley, and is a positive step towards keeping themselves from extinction.

C’mon, dude’s name is Jack Bauer. If anything, the fucking water is lucky it’s still there.  He probably garroted a shark before he even resurfaced.  

Crystalis. It’s one of the NES’s underrated gems, and a must-play for anyone who wants Zelda-style gameplay mixed with RPG elements. The graphics definitely need some polish (they were more functional than good-looking), but it was such a fun game to play.

His name is Jonathan Bauer, but he goes by Jack.