When asked what he thought of actor Chuck Norris, Prinsloo responded, "never heard of 'er."

The fuck did you expect when you saw that headline and top shot? You did this to yourself, buddy.

Dieselgate to Ever Given: You are holding my beer. 

Fined Nimo.

I’m hoping he gets to the T’s pretty soon.

It’s beginning to look like Merrick Garland is going to do his level best to make the GOP wish they’d just stuck him on the Supreme Court, and I would be absolutely thrilled to bits if he continued in that fashion for another ~7.75 years. Or more.

Maybe it’s the stories I read, but I remain impressed how the people we train to go overseas and fight can handle this type of shit so easily while cops lose their shit if someone so much as looks at them wrong.

“So which players are the Avengers looking to snatch up?
...Andrew Wiggins!”

We’re Doomed.
Tony Died in vain.
Steve never got reunited with Peggy.
And Wiggins couldn’t get past 90th place in rebounding, even though he’s 6'7"

“The MTA installed four cameras produced by Suzhou Huaqi Intelligent Technology on a G train last week.”

Keep driving, boyfriend.

4/20 was yesterday, dude.

I’m bothered the Subaru logo isn’t in line with either with either axis of the symmetry. 

please change the header image to her. because it’s a nice change of pace it’s not an old white man. and she should never have any chance of hiding.

Wait, wait, don’t start blaming the victim, the tree was just growing there.

What percentage of the participants in the Fakebook groups were really members of elite military units, instead of the usual PX Rangers and Short Bus Special Forces that we see all too often.

Nah, Matt Gaetz probably has something fancier than a Santa Fe.

https://reason.org/data-visualization/what-happens-to-taxpayer-funded-pensions-when-public-officials-are-convicted-of-crimes/

Now you’ve done it. Elon’s fans will soon be along to tell you that mouths are, in fact, buttholes. And that you’re a pedo.

I don’t consider it lowering the bar to be grateful when people do the right thing. It costs nothing to acknowledge decency.

What I'm seeing here is that Philadelphia is never going to get self driving cars.