I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

It was plainly his destiny.  Culkin deserves the lead actor Emmy nomination without question.

Oh.  Well.

I know many straight women who would beg to differ.

That spider in the photo is like “Now who else wanna fuck wit Hollywood Cole?”.

And then I finally took in the handle and it all made sense...

By saying he should apologize instead of deflecting, I’m self-righteous. Got it. Might want to unclench a bit, fanboy.

Albanese (the company) Gummis are about thirty times better than Haribo and, as far as I know, are not the product of slave labor.

Or he could acknowledge that regardless of his intentions he offended Yi and offer an apology instead of a self-righteous deflection that read like a whiny-ass Rashomon.

I'm a gay man and a black man. I assure you, the struggles I face due to either one of those facts about myself-whether addressed separately or in unison- are FAR from "First World Problems", even just comparatively. The same is true for Sam with the added stress and complications of public scrutiny.

After Henry Rollins wrote that extremely uninformed article about suicide and Robin Williams, his apology was perfect: to paraphrase, it was "I wrote some fucked-up shit, I'm being dragged from here to Indonesia for it (and I deserve it) and I'm deeply sorry for my callousness." Jonah Hill's apology was on point as…

And this advanced yoga pose is called "Downward-Facing Dignity"...

You've heard of being facetious? I could have said a hyperglycemic mood swing, but that would have been mean. Find me the commentator who told him to kill himself 'cause no one would miss him or anything equivalent to that and I'll concede your point.

I've checked 5 different accounts of the blow-up and all I found was another one of his tweets calling a woman a 'cunt'. I ain't delicate, but everything about Richman's response is out-of-line and I can't find one reply that even half-warranted his 'kill yourself/you are a mistake' meltdown. This isn't Jonah Hill,…

Not publicly. BTW, I just read the exchange and...damn. What really throws me is there wasn't a trace of self-righteousness or blame or animosity to the first tweet that alerted Richman to the "thinspiration" problem. And he just lost grasp of all of his fucks instantaneously. It would have cost him less than…

Holy shit. That was the Douche on Douche of magazine interviews.

That's gonna haunt my dreams for years to come.

Black guy here: It's an old dumb joke I've heard many times and it always struck me as too fucking dumb to be truly offensive. It's the kind of joke told by the asshole who delights in being 'edgy' and thinks those who take offense are offended by the content when it's more the fact that s/he is an obnoxious,…

Ask Strom Thurmond.