Seconded on both the Scream rating and that Campbell should come aboard.

On the Hank issue, it seems they mean to suggest he cares about them on some level now- that's what Marie Laveaux thought last episode.

Yeah, Asylum was genuinely moving and coherent in a way that neither Murder House was or this season has been. I think people think this program is beneath emotional investment and should simply be cheeky/lurid formal chaos. I think that's better suited to Family Guy.

When Neve Campbell said that line, I said "Then stop making more movies."

Anyone who played a killer in one of the Scream franchises is unlikely to have range past "smirking ironist" and "screaming sociopath".

Maybe her show would have succeeded if he had been her co-host. They gotta get it together.

Ouch. Bitches.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes, I am for re-e-al.

No argument here. Good on you for the Williams nomination. Did you know he choreographed Crystal Waters' "100% Pure Love"?

Male: Devil In A Blue Dress-era Denzel Washington (hot and comforting)
Female: The Cosby Show-era Phylicia Rashad (comforting)

And, really, who wouldn't?

Oh, no. #crosssoverwithgrey'sanatomybitches. Duncan holds a gun to McDreamy's head, Meredith and Christina desperately try to make it look like the president has died on their table while they argue about being each other's person, and the several inter-show hookups in on-call rooms before we realize Toni Collette…

A homicidal mute with excellent teeth? Sold!

Will do, kid. Take care. Avoid time's rapey, skull-bashing march to oblivion if you can.

Richard Jenkins. Angelica Huston. Adina Porter. Jorge Garcia. And, finally, Sally Struthers.

Lawrence, good sir.

Callie is married to a woman now (with the exception of Mark, she never went back to men); Melissa George's character came on immediately after Brooke Smith left the show but before Jessica Capshaw debuted (Capshaw is Callie's wife).

He definitely had issues I let go of a long, long time ago.

Yeah, there's a world of difference between "I hate the bullshit that comes with being a black man" and "I hate being a black man".

I was thinking carnies would make for an excellently headfucked fourth season.