When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

The flag of our people. We’d raise it high, but we can’t figure out how that flagpole rope thingy works exactly.

the lesser Hemsworth

Damnit, I have little lines AND acne, but they won’t give Retin-A to a pregnant woman or a woman who has pulled the goalie, will they?

Hopefully she’ll share a pic of her baby getting vaccinated.

Combined sugared cereals? What have I been doing with my life? Off to the store…its time to start living!