You rang?

Pretty much explains the first divorce.

Can we discuss how one saves his virginity for a second marriage?

No one liked the Robocop and Total Recall reboots, so being suspicious of all reboots is a pretty good policy. Dredd was alright, but few reboots will ever reach the heights of The Thing.

so about indiana jones

Derek Anderson was the best quarterback the Browns have had since our return

I dont consider it “questioning” so much as “pointing it out” “mocking it” and “expressing outrage that it was allowed to happen.”

you make me hungry

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Tries too hard in some areas. But it’s still one of the better statues I have seen.

America will be great when it looks like Hill Valley in the alternate future where Biff got rich from the sports almanac.

$55???? Holy fucking shit, fuck you buddy.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Landon Donovan’s most insightful commentary of the night was about how no opposing player feels good watching Messi tie his shoes before a free kick.

Because basketball is easier to play at a high level than soccer and you need 5 good players. Not 11.

As much as Sturridge killed it on that goal, it was atrocious defending and goalkeeping.

Can’t we all chip in a few bucks, and have Jim Tomsula emcee the evening?

And don’t even get me started on people who post comments on internet articles.

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

Wait... Is this on the Tom Brady thing, or are they deciding what a catch is?