You rang?

I bet Apple could kill your dog and you’d be like “well, he was going to die eventually anyway so it’s pretty convenient they did it now.”

I don’t want to use a fucking adaptor that will undoubtedly break like every lightning cable I’ve ever had. I want a fucking headphone jack.

I shouldn’t need a fucking adapter to plug my headphones into my phone. That’s not adding functionality, it’s adding complexity, and for no good fucking reason.

Pretty much explains the first divorce.

Can we discuss how one saves his virginity for a second marriage?

No one liked the Robocop and Total Recall reboots, so being suspicious of all reboots is a pretty good policy. Dredd was alright, but few reboots will ever reach the heights of The Thing.

so about indiana jones

I used to think that was a joke. 6 years in to the marriage, and I realize it’s a fact of life now...

Derek Anderson was the best quarterback the Browns have had since our return

I dont consider it “questioning” so much as “pointing it out” “mocking it” and “expressing outrage that it was allowed to happen.”

you make me hungry

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Tries too hard in some areas. But it’s still one of the better statues I have seen.

America will be great when it looks like Hill Valley in the alternate future where Biff got rich from the sports almanac.

$55???? Holy fucking shit, fuck you buddy.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Landon Donovan’s most insightful commentary of the night was about how no opposing player feels good watching Messi tie his shoes before a free kick.

Because basketball is easier to play at a high level than soccer and you need 5 good players. Not 11.

Can’t we all chip in a few bucks, and have Jim Tomsula emcee the evening?