They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

one brand of feminism is telling people how to be a feminist... guess which one is jezebel?

My mom's dog found a muskrat in the yard, and I thought had more or less killed it. I was tasked with disposing of it. It was still breathing, just barely, so I grabbed a log and I went over to it... and all the sudden the thing sprung to life and lunged at me so I freaked and whacked it with the log. And it…

a misguided attempt to discredit a person for their choices.

How to not be an asshole: Buy two seats if you're anything close to Lindy Fat Fuck West in size

Not even a little bit. Never felt like Schefter was any more biased in his news than most any reporter in any field. If this gets him the information he needs, kudos to him for doing it.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

Texas seems like the natural habitat for a guy with two first names.

It's 2014, no more need for the man to live on the DL.

...and now don't those jersey buyers feel dumb...

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Well, it's not like they can just go back now.

Congrats for doing a dunk some middle school boys can do regularly

It's unfair that they let a guy play in the WNBA.

What was impressive about this dunk?

Is that b/c she was one of 28 people in the stands?

I laughed when he said "Coach Tomlin, this is Snoop Dogg." I guess he just wanted to eliminate any doubt in Tomlin's mind as to who this sage advice was come from.

How is this related to sports?

12-1 = Undefeated.