Well, if it is not the high academic standards, what is going to be the new excuse ND fans use for why they have been so terrible at football for the last decade plus?

It's fucking hilarious how unathletic baseball players are. Light job to first—OH MY GOD, I BLEW OUT MY KNEE TRIPPING!!!

This MUST be your first FF draft ..like ever..

can you guys just tag these stupid ass stories WHITE GUILT. i'm tired of reading the same shit

Why is everything Native American off limits? Nordic people don't care that Vikings fans dress up in stereotypical historically inaccurate costumes. Irish people don't care Norte Dame or Celtic fans make a mockery of Irish heritage. But as soon as someone puts on a head dress the PC police freak the fuck out.

MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

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[obligatory gawker rape gif]

I don't understand I can't find Big Ben anywhere in this clip and he can always appreciate a good rape...

I think we can all agree that it's tough to turn down porn star caliber BJs.

but there's a lot of people who watch golf at the elite level that don't play golf, unfortunately."

I always thought these movies were just pure fan service, with the plot just being an excuse to put in as many old action movie stars in one place as available. Perfect drinking movies, if anything.

Oh great, approved comments! I'm sure that won't make the echo chamber on Jezebel any worse! Thank goodness hacks like Kat Callahan are so open to dissenting opinions!

Oh, so we can agree that overall, as a whole, men are physically superior to women? You know, with the overwhelming mountain of evidence and all?

World Aquatics Championships 25km (held every 2 years).

Utter nonsense. Crossing the English channel is trivial and not even sought after and can hardly be compared to championships and Olympic games.

Stop trying to compare female athletic ability to men's. You're physically inferior, get over it.

Yep, millenials won't stick their necks out for anyone. AMIRITE?

His dream was to rush for 504 career yards? I hope he aims higher next time. Millenials—am I right?

Coors Banquet....