A 30 million dollar house and it’s only got 4 br/ba? I assume the toilets are all solid gold or similar nonsense to justify that price.

I’m paraphrasing a quote from the Whitney Houston/Diane Sawyer interview, building off Sodburger’s “Poor people do crack” quip which was from the same interview.

Maybe, but i’m thinking this is a ploy for $$$.

I kind of think the whole clan does. It seems to be programmed into them.

I don’t think it’s mild...

Or she thought she was next in line to be Mrs. Affleck and is pissed she isn’t. She probably has a buttload of hush money coming her way, either way.

“Gucci Glass Pipe” - is that what we’re callin Tyga these days?

She’ll forget all about that when she wraps her lips around that Gucci Glass pipe.

She don’t do crack, crack is for poor people - REMEMBER?

I thought it was an adjective, meaning “having poor taste as one who drinks ouzo.”

She looks so radically different that sometimes I wonder if she has mild body dysmorphia.

BUT NO COCAINE. NEVER COCAINE. THE KARDASHIANS ARE KLASSY Y’ALL.

Forget nationality. It sounds interplanetary.

its like Ozymandias

This nanny (not THE nanny) has paparazzi following her, and she looks smug as fuck. I think they did have an affair of some sort, and that SHE leaked it because she wants to be famous.

I would pay to party with Emma Thompson.

She’s got dough, let her do some crack.

She’s just turning 18???? Girl looks about 20 something.

My translation: Kylie wanted to celebrate her birthday with alcohol so her people put the word out to Canadian clubs and Beachclub jumped on the chance!!

Who are these people that pay to “party” with minor celebrities?