Why do we ‘mericuns have zero self control. It’s ok to be 20-60% stoned. You don’t need to eat all the marijuana cookies ffs.

Demi Potato.

PRO TIP: Get the fuck off tinder if you don’t want to talk to your “match”. Doesn’t matter if you don’t want sex or aren’t looking for an SO. Just unmatch people if they’re opener is not sexy or stimulating. I’m totally guilty of the non-confrontational and basic, “Hi I’m _____, how are you?” You have to start some…

The ones who were adamant about “NO ONE NIGHT STANDS, NO HOOK UPS” were the first to go home with me on the first date. :o

cough...

Time to bring Jesusfreedumz and democracy to Kepler 452b!

Wouldn’t sustained 2g gravity not be habitable for humans?

YOU ARE THE WORST! YOU SHOULD BE OUSTED FOR THIS STEAMING DUNG PILE OF A MANIFESTATION OF EARLY ONSET DEMENTIA.

And idiot’s spelling of “babe”.

TROLOLOL!

LOLOLOL! Oh my sweet summer child...

Holy crap, did you need to post EVERY PHOTO?

Only if they have peas in it tho, amirite?

It sounds terrible. :(

Yea honestly, Lego would throw money at something like that honestly.

It’s a huge advertising opportunity to market to kids, like cigarettes and booze. ;)

That’s not how credit cards work...

They have them all over Williamsburg, Austin, San Francisco, and Portland.

I don’t understand why malls don’t make “daycare”/play grounds inside of them. How easy would it be to turn one of these useless empty spots inside the mall into a fenced off play area, give the kids / parents a matching bracelet, necklace, or ticket number then let them go shop/apply for a job.

TIL: Amy Schumer has some magnificent breasticles.