That shit’s been ridiculous since John Lennon.

Stop.
Making.
Stupid.
People.
Famous.

You do realize that anyone in the military is a “federal employee”. And the US has the largest military on the planet.

Is that you Rand Paul? Or is it you Raphael “Ted” Cruz?

Word. That's some college flunky level shit.

Lolololololol!!! Stop watching Star Trek. Humans have been killing each other over differences smaller than language for eons.

See: reddit

No you won't get a job in Japan speaking only English and being an weeabo otaku.

I don’t watch this garbage, and I don’t understand why other people think televised prostitution makes for great reality TV... that being said. Why the hell does she feel the need to say anything? Does a guy ever feel compelled to divulge personal info? ... I mean, bros typically shout their conquests, but #notallbros.

usa! usa! we’re #1!

That was an apology?

...Consider the final broke TV record ratings for Soccer in the US, even versus men’s cup games.

Yogassholes.

:(

As an ex bar tender. I often slid women free pours off the taps.... for awareness of pay scale deficits.... yea that’s the ticket!

Boobwindow is best window.

:o

I wish they would have picked an actress who actually spent a day or 2 lifting weights instead of loafing about in yoga or pilates.

Word, as I mentioned else where:

Not to defend this guy, but how is this different than any musician’s behavior in the history of... ever?