I’ll watch it if she shows up in a military uniform and announces that with the support of the armed Forces they will not be ceding power to the incoming Adminstration: we get more Obamas, the right wing loonies get their fondest conspiracy theories validated.
Come sit by me, friend.
I thought of the Amy Winehouse song, Me and Mr. Jones. #millenial
Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.
Just once, I want to hear something from her that makes objective sense and gives me some idea who she is and why she feels the way she does.
Everything out of her mouth feels like some elaborate simulated chatbot.
Every time Kellyanne Conway speaks, a bird flies into a window.
This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.
Fuck you for making me look this up.
we got you. we’ll take your refugees and your immigrants and we’ll turn them into productive citizens. we’ll take your better ideas and make them ours and make them work. we’ll fix our crap relationship with our first nations and we’ll see you on the other side. whatever value “western liberalism” has is alive and…
Oooooh I am having a lil potluck get together tomorrow night, heavy on the lady friends, hostess provisions as follows.
I’m drinking water and peeing every half an hour. HOWEVER, my stress-eating has kicked in like crazy. Last night I ordered two entrees of vodka rigatoni and ate them both. I also ate a slice of chocolate cake, a Twix bar, and three Halloween size M&M bags. This morning I ate 3 eggs and 4 slices of bacon, a protein…
As he glowered at the larger plane
“I fee like people are completely ignoring the fact that their is a solid portion of his own party that has committed to vote against him.”
My immediately post high school hippie phase. Like, there’d be world peace if everyone would just try shrooms, man.
I remember, in elementary school, a few very...let’s say...FOCUSED weeks on being sure I could find out what happened to Amelia Earhart. I had maps. And charts. And books.
Every book report I did in the 5th grade was on a book that was banned somewhere.
supported Bush in 2004 bc i was a hardcore Evangelical in high school. my reasoning was something along the lines of, “well good Christians should support other good Christians.” i was 16 and an idiot.
i was also pro-life and didn’t know what to make of homosexuality. slut shamed people, went to Third Day concerts, was…
KONY 2012