“Underneath the Floorboards” was awesomely creepy but nothing beats “Look At Me” (from 2014, I think?)
I still think about that one.

God, dating in DC sucks.

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“We didn’t have an armoire.”

But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.

Let’s be clear about something...

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

Surprised I got through this many comments before getting Nfinger-banged

My brother and I were obsessed with that movie where Emma Thompson is a writer and Queen Latifah comes to be her assistant and forces her to pull her shit together. We laid around drunk whining about the unfairness of the world. “I know I could get my shit together and be really successful if Queen Latifah would…

He needed this shirt:

He is cheap. Even when he buys something expensive, he does it in the cheapest way possible. He’s buying expensive suits off the rack to be flashy, but he’s too cheap to have it tailored properly.

Wait for it...

From after the 1st debate

Nah...there are lots of great songs on Born This Way, Artpop, and even Cheek to Cheek.

A++ Kitchenette callback, RIP Kitchenette. *pours out bottle of ranch*

Even thermoses?

THE BOULDER AGREES WITH YOUR ARTICLE!!!!!!

Yes. I love it. I personally love the comics that have continued the story because they feel like episodes. They don’t lose the tone and the characters feel like the ones in the cartoon. I wish they would have been Movies but I’m still glad they kept going with the Avatar Universe because there are so many stories to…

It’s ok that she canceled, we’ll always have that special night with Coulter that will sustain us.