Gives “We’re doing it live” a whole new meaning.

No, it’s not too long to go into detail. WE WANT TEH DETAILS, MANNNNN!

Too long to go into in detail, but my first college roommate was being investigated by the FBI for his role in burning down a church. But that wasn’t even the weirdest/creepiest thing he did.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

It has been around 11 months since I watched it so I can say she’s not and I think Ellie’s confusing her with Kathy Najimy?

Shorter answer because she dared to point out his hypocrisy. He honestly thinks he’s above any criticism. It’s ridiculous because I can only think of one thing he’s good for

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

He pays him to advertise on CNN. I don’t care what they claim the money is for.

So Lewandowski is the only person Trump will actually pay. He tries to get out of paying so many people and groups. This asshole is the one he pays.

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

it’s not a birthmark, it’s cancer

Can they call in Bruce Springsteen as a character witness? I would love to get his thoughts on Chris Christie in the legal record.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay — and even has children of his own.”

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

I support this:

Where in the world was Matt Lauer?

That parrot has seen a cockatoo

I guess there really were too many Spider-Men.

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE