Why don’t you just tell Anne you’re not into hypnosis and you want to play poker with us?

So what exactly is your kickback for abortions? I am always interested in getting some extra side money.

We really need good laws that properly address harassment online, and good law enforcement that actually knows how to use a computer and doesn’t just ignore pleas for help from the victims. We need to start taking this seriously.

Yeah, I was going to add that this article left out an important date:

Counterpoint: the Elon story is A++++++!!!

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

See what’s funny is that that is how I would describe Taylor... She has all these model friends and she tries to dress and look like a model and she’s beautiful but she falls flat, she’s that girl.

The Kim Tay one bc the Katy Tay one was passive aggressive and that Bad Blood video outdid any mean girl shit Katy may have done to her

I think Katy wins too, I mean Tay was winning bc of her bad blood video and all that but now Katy has a new album coming out so we shall see how that goes...

Kim versus Taylor.

Kim versus Taylor, Kim wins.

Thank you! This show has long been one of my guilty pleasures, and I haven’t been able to find it for a long, long while ...

“...perhaps he’s had time to reflect on what’s important about the Fast & Furious universe: friendship.”

Message to my bald dads post-feud:

I would like to print out multiple copies of this report, roll it into a tube, and smack it across Rick Perry’s face while shouting “BAD PERSON! BAD. PERSON!”

I feel like this should have been posted on The Cuck. Bobby, did they not let you because the power of their femininity interfered with your ability to cross-post?

Thank you and yes, nobody who writes for Jezebel is an idiot. This place has been a tsunami of awesome writers and commentators.

I want to talk about my days of being a mall denizen and seeing this movie and rushing to tower records to pre-order the sound track, my 15 yr old eyes still red and puffy.

Every girl who was in 5-8th grade when titanic came out DESERVES A VOICE ON THIS.

When I got in a terrible car accident I gave my diamond earrings to my husband to hold during the cat scan/mri stuff. He put them in his pants pockets.