Justin Theroux falls for mid 30s Midwestern Marketing Manager “I didn’t see it coming either!”

No, this is wrong. I am the car in which all the sex was had. I know this to be true.

The “Unsinkable Molly Brows” option will.

Now Benefit is probably going to release a special edition My Brows Will Go On kit.

And yet somehow this was overlooked...

I miss Thighlights.

She’s going to be in American Gods!

The fact that I am finding joy and solidarity in something Kelly does makes me even angrier at Trump. She’s awful... but war rules of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” seem to apply here. Yes. I’m going with that.

I can't take this woman seriously if she doesn't support mandatory vaccines. Vaccines are one of my hardlines.

You can put that mantle on your shiplap mantel.

I want a trophy of wifeliehood! It would look great on my mantel.

Can’t make this shitlap up

Fifth image, I shit you not.

May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

Yup. I loved the first book, was okay with the second, but the third is just atrocious. I’d actually have been more down with seeing the movie version of the third if they promised to go rogue and completely scrap the book’s storyline.

Forget the series, that’s a good plan for Shailene Woodley. It won’t be a particularly cruel thing to do to her- that hippy loves nature.

Is “ate the turtle, left the shell” the raccoon equivalent of The Godfather’s “leave the gun, take the canoli”?

under control.

I think if Third Eye Blind combined with Eagle-Eye Cherry, they’d fix that third eye problem right up.