so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

He pays him to advertise on CNN. I don’t care what they claim the money is for.

So Lewandowski is the only person Trump will actually pay. He tries to get out of paying so many people and groups. This asshole is the one he pays.

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

it’s not a birthmark, it’s cancer

Can they call in Bruce Springsteen as a character witness? I would love to get his thoughts on Chris Christie in the legal record.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay — and even has children of his own.”

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

I support this:

Where in the world was Matt Lauer?

That parrot has seen a cockatoo

I guess there really were too many Spider-Men.

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

Why don’t you just tell Anne you’re not into hypnosis and you want to play poker with us?

So what exactly is your kickback for abortions? I am always interested in getting some extra side money.

We really need good laws that properly address harassment online, and good law enforcement that actually knows how to use a computer and doesn’t just ignore pleas for help from the victims. We need to start taking this seriously.

Yeah, I was going to add that this article left out an important date:

Kim versus Taylor.

Kim versus Taylor, Kim wins.