“...perhaps he’s had time to reflect on what’s important about the Fast & Furious universe: friendship.”

Message to my bald dads post-feud:

I would like to print out multiple copies of this report, roll it into a tube, and smack it across Rick Perry’s face while shouting “BAD PERSON! BAD. PERSON!”

I feel like this should have been posted on The Cuck. Bobby, did they not let you because the power of their femininity interfered with your ability to cross-post?

Thank you and yes, nobody who writes for Jezebel is an idiot. This place has been a tsunami of awesome writers and commentators.

I want to talk about my days of being a mall denizen and seeing this movie and rushing to tower records to pre-order the sound track, my 15 yr old eyes still red and puffy.

Every girl who was in 5-8th grade when titanic came out DESERVES A VOICE ON THIS.

When I got in a terrible car accident I gave my diamond earrings to my husband to hold during the cat scan/mri stuff. He put them in his pants pockets.

Justin Theroux falls for mid 30s Midwestern Marketing Manager “I didn’t see it coming either!”

No, this is wrong. I am the car in which all the sex was had. I know this to be true.

The “Unsinkable Molly Brows” option will.

Now Benefit is probably going to release a special edition My Brows Will Go On kit.

And yet somehow this was overlooked...

I miss Thighlights.

She’s going to be in American Gods!

The fact that I am finding joy and solidarity in something Kelly does makes me even angrier at Trump. She’s awful... but war rules of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” seem to apply here. Yes. I’m going with that.

I can't take this woman seriously if she doesn't support mandatory vaccines. Vaccines are one of my hardlines.

You can put that mantle on your shiplap mantel.

I want a trophy of wifeliehood! It would look great on my mantel.

May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.