Anastasia astutely notes that Edward looks like a model

I actually wouldn't mind a live-action show, it could have serious potential.

Pet insurance. I have two cats with asthma, and one that does stupid things that occasionally require emergency care, and paying $50 a month saved me about $4000 on a $5000 fiasco this past November. You have to pay up front and be reimbursed, but it's still absolutely worth it.

This is the best story I got:

+1 taco flavored kiss

No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:

I slapped Garth Brooks in the face when I was five.

Already posted, but I almost forgot about that time I blew Ben Affleck in a car.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

I know, Brain, but how will we find Lena Dunham, a bulldozer, and 90 pounds of Twizzlers on such short notice?

The more I think about a gender swapped Sex and the City, the more I am intrigued. I'm just picturing a dude obsessed with shoes and his tumultuous relationship with a powerful, wealthy, commitment-phobe lady in a power suit.

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

This is the most brilliant thing I've read all year.

I got excited thinking it would be this Karen Walker:

I am so doing this with my dog. He will stay with me forever.

My Grandmother took all of her engagement rings (four!) and had all the stones reset in one huge cocktail ring. You can practically see that sucker from outer space.

A heads up for anyone who has been wishing to turn a loved one/hated one into a diamond...

Bouchard's mouth fell open and she responded with aslightly befuddled "A twirl?" before cooperating.

I'm not above replying to myself.