This might make you feel better. A friend of mine is (or maybe used to be) really good friends with Doug Lyman. They were once at a party, shortly after Swingers came out, all completely drunk and being idiots. My friend got hold of Doug’s phone and saw that there was someone in contacts named “Fatass” (this,…

I actually grew up around celebrities and live in New York city, so I am totally unbothered when I run into one. The only thing is, now that I am an Old, I simply don’t care, but when I was young I really, really wanted to make sure they knew I didn’t care. One night I was at a club when Johnny Depp showed up and…