“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Can’t be bothered to fill the blinker fluid tank as it’s too hard to reach; it’s below the twin turbos

Ok, so let me get this straight:

That’s a trick question. No way Trump thinks any woman can possibly be more or less his equal.

the turbo housings arent mirrored off eachother. they are the same casting orientiened differently

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Look, Jason your proposal is a better spaceship, but it’s not sexy. People at Silicon Valley cocktail parties and Reddit users want sexy.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

“No cheating!”

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

Can’t

It’s true. When HD 164595 sends its little green people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending little green men that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing alien drugs. They’re bringing alien crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good bug-eyed people.

This car isn’t aimed at you then, or anyone who goes “hurp a durp but I could do this or that for way less.” This car is aimed at people with too much money who just want the fast shiny car that is in someway better than their rich neighbors fast shiny car.