The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

I am glad that you were able to take this opportunity to fortify your masculinity.

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

$66 for 4 trays of salad makes it out to be $16.50 per tray. That’s how much a pre-made fresh salad will cost you at Whole Foods or any major city grocery store downtown in places like NYC.

Kinda like this approach to ‘room on wheels’ better

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

I can’t do anything about wine, but here’s a kitty sitting in a box he had to give up attempting to lay down in because he’s a big, big boy.

You know, I went and looked it up!

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

I mean that’s just crazy talk. How was he even supposed to know how to do that? The STOP A RAPE drill was conspicuously absent from the PSU practice program in those days. When it comes to a totally new skill set, even a gifted athlete has to be shown the right technique and then allowed to practice it a few times to…

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Can’t be bothered to fill the blinker fluid tank as it’s too hard to reach; it’s below the twin turbos

Ok, so let me get this straight:

That’s a trick question. No way Trump thinks any woman can possibly be more or less his equal.

the turbo housings arent mirrored off eachother. they are the same casting orientiened differently

This car isn’t aimed at you then, or anyone who goes “hurp a durp but I could do this or that for way less.” This car is aimed at people with too much money who just want the fast shiny car that is in someway better than their rich neighbors fast shiny car.