The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

Wow you people really are a bunch of fucking babies. Its not offensive. Get over it.

Like father, like son, I guess.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

I am glad that you were able to take this opportunity to fortify your masculinity.

I love it unironically. It’s a legitimately great piece of satire.

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

$66 for 4 trays of salad makes it out to be $16.50 per tray. That’s how much a pre-made fresh salad will cost you at Whole Foods or any major city grocery store downtown in places like NYC.

Kinda like this approach to ‘room on wheels’ better

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

I can’t do anything about wine, but here’s a kitty sitting in a box he had to give up attempting to lay down in because he’s a big, big boy.

Will Soylent pay me too, to write positive reviews?

Errr... I love overprocessed non-food Soylent. I can now avoid real food, decision making, and be part of a fad diet on the ground floor, all on the go...you haters just don’t GET IT...life is HARD, Soylent is bare minimum.

Are you ridiculously socially maladjusted, narcissistic and feel the need to “disrupt” the outmoded concept of eating enjoyable food so you can smugly proclaim your superiority over “the sheeple”?

You know, I went and looked it up!

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

I mean that’s just crazy talk. How was he even supposed to know how to do that? The STOP A RAPE drill was conspicuously absent from the PSU practice program in those days. When it comes to a totally new skill set, even a gifted athlete has to be shown the right technique and then allowed to practice it a few times to…

This is the whitest post I’ve read this week.