And yet, here you are...
Just like herpes!
He’ll show up with a different toupe and call himself Bonald Darron, a VP in the Trump organization. Hilarity will ensure.
We won’t know what Trump’s plans are ever. Even if he shows up at the debate, we’ll probably see a statement from Hope Hicks or Paul Manafort saying that he regretfully won't be able to attend, and anyone who points out the mismatch will be branded a communist.
If we’ve learned anything from this election cycle it’s that American politics gets the messiest when it’s online.…