And yet, here you are...

Just like herpes!

He’ll show up with a different toupe and call himself Bonald Darron, a VP in the Trump organization. Hilarity will ensure.

We won’t know what Trump’s plans are ever. Even if he shows up at the debate, we’ll probably see a statement from Hope Hicks or Paul Manafort saying that he regretfully won't be able to attend, and anyone who points out the mismatch will be branded a communist.