The answer is clear: to offset the devil’s work over in East Lansing.

Don’t worry, a couple years in the league and he won’t seem so smart anymore.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I can relate. On way to work today my shoe became untied. I faced the uncertain fear of stopping to tie it and risk being run over or push on. I decided to press on in constant fear of possibly tripping. Barely made it.

“Alright, one punch? Just one? Come on! I’ll pay my taxes this year!”

Please, you can get a lot done in 10 seconds.

“Please focus on me as I read War and Peace aloud and pay no mind to Father #3 who is totally not sneaking up behind Larry Nassar right now.”

Hopefully the next victim’s father brings a telescoping baton to get the extra three feet or so of range he needed.

Oh quit it. No body deserves this.
Not even the misguided. Your comment is practically hate speech lol

it’s dumb as hell that a website that relies on referral bonuses via amazon for income to constantly throw shade at the company. it makes you look stupid.

Pretty amazing how she came up with the courage to talk so tough while to the most hated man in American while sentencing him. The humblebrag “I”m not vulnerable” was incredibly brave.

What?

richardson has done more for black americans, mexicans and women than most nfl owners, as seen by his diverse employment practices. he’s done more than owners of companies who claim to be not racist, but yet almost their entire staff is white (i.e. deadspin.)

Why are there models involved with racing? Why are models involved with anything? And who are you to say what industries shouldn’t employ models?

Do you have any evidence that the existence of grid girls turns away potential viewers?

Is there some kind of gun to the heads of these girls?

There are 53 dead people rotting in front of their TVs right now, and all Netflix can think to do is make fun of them. 

I thought you meant 6 fouls in 10 continuous minutes of play. Now that would be impressive.

he can now go to a doctor in this shorty country. he has less stress about where he sleeps and he has set up accounts so he does not spend all of it. he was homeless. how the fuck does ir ger worse? this person has done more for him then you ever will for any homeless person. your shitty trearments don’t work. get…

Most dolphinitely