Otherwise known as secretary of “Oh know he didn’t!”.

Ooops, sorry, it looks like we’re too busy building walls right now. Maybe we’ll get to bridges next..

Curious George is actually pretty complex, and the stories unfold in often interesting ways. I think Trump’s speed is more like Dora the Explorer books that were first tv episodes and then turned into board books for toddlers.

“How do you go from a constitutional lawyer to a dude who literally doesn’t read any books, ever”? White folks are real angry and ascurred that’s how.

I think it is just all so awful that I’m only able to process it a tiny bit at a time. I keep waiting for it to be revealed that we’ve fallen down the wrong leg of the trousers of time and Lobsang will be along any minute to fix it and get us back on track.

The same way you go from a Nobel Prize winner at Energy to a Dancing with the Stars loser.

Parks and Recreation. He’d learn a lot more about government that way. And the West Wing.

Not gonna lie, I actually got a little thrill yesterday when I realized that I-nerdy lawyer lady-have exactly the skills needed to be a part of the resistance. I’ve been a member of the ACLU for ages and I’m an immigration lawyer but I’m trying to see if I can do more. If Trump goes down, let him be taken down by…

I’ve actually been doing the opposite. While I still (obviously!) keep up with Jez, I’ve been practically hiding from any other news since the election. I’ve been a huge news junkie for most of my adult life, but my general appetite for it has evaporated. Most of the political podcasts and news programs that I…

Right? Like I live in IL and have for 18 years, but perhaps I’m still registered in NC, where I used to live when I was mumble mumble 24? HAD I BUT KNOWN I would have bought a cheap flight and voted twice!!!

What are the chances of the White House doctor declaring him mentally unfit to serve? Seriously, Trump is a lunatic and so are his little cadre of advisers. If no one else, senior Republican leadership needs to step in and do something to slow this train down before it totally derails the US. 

I’ve been coping by watching clips of Bridezillas and replacing the brides with Trump.

It works incredibly well.

also this guy http://imgur.com/gallery/ryLMX

Knowledge test for Presidents would be good, the rest is bullshit.

Sorta feels like these Executive Orders are the equivalent of the paper placemat restaurants give kids to color on while the adults do things.

It is worse than that. It is a popular girl who WON prom queen, but she doesn’t feel like people are treating her prom queen-y enough, so she is melting down in the halls.

So while they ate doing the investigation, are they going to look into how the Russian hacking affected the election? You know because that actually happened unlike the voter fraud?

At a university in a conservative region. He has tenure.

I’ve reported him once for a sign which made me extremely uncomfortable and once for some work emails which contained slurs against trans people. He gets a slap on the wrist and nothing changes and there’s no reason he should change.

I’m done turning him in but…

I have one particularly homophobic coworker who’s really been overdoing it with pro-Trump posters on his office door.

... so I know what’s getting laminated and put on mine first thing.

when all your lips are fake, then all your rings must follow.