The camp of that laugh. It’s going to be glorious.

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

I’d love a steady stream of celebs and politicians who get themselves invited to Trump WH events and then don’t go, but post about it on social media, or do something else the same night like protest or fund raise for the resistance.

I’m looking forward to 4 years of anti-crashers. I’d love a steady stream of celebs and politicians who get themselves invited to Trump WH events and then don’t go, but post about it on social media, or do something else the same night like protest or fund raise for the resistance.

As illustrated by our very own quietandmighty, and a guy that actually offered us sandwiches he made.

Some people want so desperately to be a part of the majority, they’ll do anything. Hopefully she’ll realize they don’t want her sooner rather than later.

This is great shade in the Variety article. Isn’t it? Is this shade?

the shit Bannon is giving him to sign

Like this?

If we lose our humor, we have become Russia

Have you heard of Bess Kalb, this writer on the Jimmy Kimmel team? She trolls every single one of his tweets but the way she does it is so brilliant. She takes on this false tone of concern and sweetness all while poking at his pathetic ego and false claims. I’m not even on Twitter but I look her up daily just to see…

Keep pushing the theory that all of this is because he has a tiny penis and he’ll finally implode.

^ absolute and honest truth! I hate when some snot nosed little dimbfuck comes over and I feel obligated to let them them throw the rest of my balls. It fucks up my score!!!!!!

Speaking of a norovirus update...

Skee ball?

Because you’re not allowed to play skeeball at Chuck E Cheese unless you’re there with a kid.

This is accurate.

Why is anyone at Dave and Busters, that place is disgusting.