I’ll play it. I mean, of course I will play it, but I’ve always loved the idea of being a tiny person in a world filled with big people.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Hey Kirk, remember when I was laying odds on how quick we were gonna get this comment?

As long as it was a real game, and not mobile.

Well he has real life friends, has gotten laid and doesn’t live in his mom’s basement or have a neckbeard.... so he doesn’t meet the requirments.

But can it run crysis?

he exposed himself and began to urinate on video games

Like Misty with the sick burn

If ethernet over powerline is an option for you, I’d do it. I used it to throw to my PC in my living room but its much quicker than my wifi.

Yeah, nobody ever plays a game after its original release and becomes a fan. That would be /absurd/, only people who played it when it first came out can be fans.

._.

Exactly, the HL fans are all in their 30’s now, we moved on.

Ayup. In high school when Half-Life launched.

Worked the Half-Life 2 launch just after graduating from undegrad.

No fucks left to give now.

Valve can launch it—and I’ll buy it—on sale.

Been too long. They’ve plumbed the well of public goodwill as hard as they ever could; at this point, they’d do better to forget it than…

I’m actually at a point where my reaction to HL3 being released would be me saying “that’s nice,” and clicking next on my queue.

This seems dumb... especially since you can just make a “Bad Games” group and put your bad games in it. Then you keep that group collapsed. Problem solved without permanently deleting stuff from your account.

Good for you.

wow goku looks weird here what super saiyan level is this

Might also still be holding a grudge over Jason being a “press sneak fuck” with Prey 2 =P

Bethesda: “Wahhh I’m mad at you because you didn’t text me back”
Kotaku: “Honestly I don’t care, I just want to get laid. That’s what everyone wants from you. Deal with it”

People seem to be missing that Kotaku hasn’t broken the embargo of the embargo because they weren’t the ones embargoed. Kotaku likely doesn’t have review copies of Fallout 4 because Bethesda is still mad at them about telling us about Fallout 4. Someone else told Kotaku about the embargo embargo, and Kotaku’s not…