Maybe they can take a mindfulness or self defense course.  That's what we get told! Never get angry though. That causes frown lines.

We can’t protect ourselves. We can’t protect our sisters from the men that hurt us. We can’t go to the police, we can’t use whisper networks.

How to arrive at the correct solution:

Until you have an EGOT, you get no say over Rita Moreno.

“Yes. Whatever Rita Moreno says, I agree with, always.” 

That was too damn close! I would have simply hated to boycott all of Nick Kroll’s work because he failed to acknowledge the fundamental truth that a hot dog is a sandwich.

I had never heard of this subreddit! Off to spend too much time giggling at silly nonsense, entertaining myself :) Thanks!

My favorite is from 30 Rock - Liz Lemon’s dad, Dick, saying regarding a family gathering, “You can’t have a ‘Lemon Party’ with old Dick!” The Lemon Party joke was so obscure, referred to something so disgusting, fucking subversive and hilarious. I remember jumping out of my chair and running around scream-laughing.

Isn’t clear, lemon-flavored Coca-Cola just Sprite?

Right, that seems to be the impetus. And I can understand that spending x amount of hours just for it to be shared instantly would be disheartening. But I also don’t necessarily need cutscenes, as the N64 smash had a single player mode (right?) where you ended up fighting the hand that I played a lot of. Granted, that…

I agree that you can’t call this homophobia on Rogers part (imho). He didn’t reject Clemmons, quite the opposite. He did pragmatically admit the reality of the situation. If he kept going out to gay bars, he’d get outed and fired. That was the reality and completely out of Roger’s hands. The ending of the article in…

Liefeld also once through a shitfit over Shatterstar coming out as gay (http://comicsalliance.com/rob-liefeld-says-gay-shatterstar-sucks-calls-him-a-not-gay/), never paid the artists who worked for him, and during the height of the AIDS Epidemic he wrote a comic where a character gets infected with Super AIDS and…

I vote for Man getting hit in groin by football.

So, basically Wikipedia written entirely by Stephen Fry? Shut up and take money me would otherwise spend on cookies!!!

STEPHEN YOU’RE TEARING ME APART

Watch to the end for the burn on Ajit Pai.

*farts*