As a student, allowing someone else to access your student accounts is usually a violation of university policy. I would strongly recommend asking to see your son’s final grades, when he is with you, instead of using his account information. A large amount of student assignment submissions occur online, and your…

I loved her guest spot on 30 Rock- “Never go with a hippie to a second location”

Community made fun of that one the best:

I’m still hanging in until this Key and Peele song supplants the original:

True story when I saw an interview with him I asked ‘Why is he doing a fake american accent?’

“Because a city without hipsters is a shitty city where hipsters don’t wanna live. Do y’all LIKE living next to a strip mall and drinking Budweiser and wearing Walmart’s best bespoke fashions?”

That's not a Drake approved sweater, that's a Pendelton Westerly, otherwise known as the majestic sweater sported by The Dude in The Big Lebowski.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

I was thinking maybe she’d get together with Heath, even though he has a terrible, terrible wig. Did he die? I can’t keep track of all the new people getting eaten.

#2 is it right there. She’s too good for that shit. I want rick to run off crazy into the woods and never come back. he’s the fucking worst.

I selfishly vote yes for that hook up. Simply because my love for Andy Lincoln runs long and deep and as a woman of color, I can live vicariously through Michonne. Otherwise, I totally get your point about the brother/ sister relationship.

Nah, I think Jana would be like “Finally! A way out of this shit!” and become the best NFL wife and then NFL divorcé ever.

Oh good. A like-minded netizen. :) I know a lot of people want this, but I don’t. The characters have good chemistry together, but not a romantic chemistry. (It’s a lot like Ichabod and Abbie on Sleepy Hollow, to me; they’re partners, they work well together, but that’s where it should stay.) I think a romantic…

Thank you! She certainly deserves better than Rick.

Yeah, i could see that first kiss being pretty awkward.

But MJ’s kids have routinely — and with believable delivery — said he was a great dad to them. Maybe after a few more years in the normal world they’ll experience a mental record scratch and be like, “Oh... wait... so that was kinda weird, after all...”?

Now I can’t stop singing “Hello Kevin Federliiiiine!”

Gang violence doesn’t touch the campus community except extremely, exceptionally rarely. Not to mention that gang members are not the type to shoot up a school.

Thank you. I’m going to blame the sloppy fouettes on the carpet.

Fuck them all. I am a Columbine survivor and have had TWO abortions. You want to know why I had two abortions? I had extreme depression and PTSD from Columbine. I also used birth control but seemed to be extra fertile.