I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.

How can you rip off something that’s been a staple of variety shows since, like, forever?

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

Should be noted he took her out of view of the camera when he assaulted her. He knows what is in view on his dashcam.

I was reluctant to watch the video, started watching anyway and had to stop watching when she started crying. I can see the potential for homicide and suicide in this video. I can see how the roughness and indifference of the officer could lead to murder. I can also see how the despair someone in Bland’s situation may…

O_O HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Ok country singer dudes... You are not cowboys, therefore you do not need to wear cowboy hats. Cowboys wear hats because they are out riding the range in the sun all the live long day. You are doing neither. WEARING A COWBOY HAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A COWBOY ANYMORE THAN ME WEARING A TIARA MAKES ME A QUEEN!!!

I had no clue!

As I said in my original post, Edward was an idiot (historic fact). He’s the best argument against inherited thrones. But 80+ yr old videos of people playing around on the lawn aren’t.

I took the bus home on my own several times starting at 8 or so. And it was like a 15 minute drive! Seriously our moms should be in jail.

Never mind that children in the US were using the very same gesture to recite the Pledge of Allegiance:

And then they keep driving, holding the newborn’s soft spot like an inch from the dashboard! I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming they were in shock and not thinking clearly, but that had me biting my nails.

Um, she’s not a wartime queen in 1932 or 33 as there was no war.

Who fucking cares? Seriously. Who. Fucking. Cares.

Stranger kidnapping is exceedingly rare. As in your child has less than a 1% chance of being taken by a stranger. Almost all kidnappings are by people known to the child, typically a family member.

I was born in 1994 and I “babysat” my cousins while my aunt went grocery shopping when I was 7, one of my cousins was 5 and the other three were 3. We were totally fucking fine. And my parents used to leave me alone a lot. But now that I’m older, I’m realizing a lot of my friends’ parents would have called child…

I was born in 89 and, once a month during the 90s, my mom left me in the toy section of a department store for 30 minutes while she went to pay her credit card some 70 feet away. I imagine she should be rotting in jail.

OUR TIME IS NIGH. FOR TOO LONG WE HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED BY SMALLER, FURRIER BEINGS. RISE TEAM SHARK, RISE!

Maybe it’s because I’m 3 weeks from giving birth myself, but that husband seemed way to calm and almost patronizing to me.