I found this video to be both informative AND distracting. I want pizza and her lipstick.

Pineapple has no place on a pizza! I literally only say this because I am allergic to pineapple and keep getting burned by my inlaws who fucking love Hawaiian pizza more than is natural.

Right? A lot of really healthy things have carbs- fruit springs to mind.

I know a guy who invited his parents on his honeymoon cruise and they went. Seriously. He and his wife said "yes, let's have our parents come." It was weird.

You have just made me super glad that my mom and I refused to go to one of these.

God, that was my first thought too... I’m really sad that my first thought to seeing that picture is that that kid is being patted down, not asking for help tying his shoe. I’ve officially hit the point of no return for trusting cops haven’t I?

We actually had a decent number of out students when I was in high school. They got shit from some assholes, but there were enough people who were supportive that people felt more comfortable coming out at my school than the other ones in the area or that some of them had transfered from. Change between 2006 and 1998…

I like makeup and dresses and find doing makeup to be a soothing way to, for lack of a better phrase, get my game face on before facing the world. I absolutely have had people treat me like an idiot because I dress up and don’t fit the image of “smart girl”. The first time I interacted with some of the other people…

Yeah, same with my school in 2006. I don’t remember any of the girls wearing a tux, but everyone who was out brought their partners or a date and a lot of straight people brought friends of the same sex from other schools as their date. Because that’s more fun that trying to get a real date. I kinda can’t help but…

I agree. I think my husband and I have watched this show once a year since we started dating 8 years ago and there's always something new or something you forgot about the last time you saw it.

I pretend that the movie didn’t happen and keep hoping for a remake. Someone get on it for me. I have Cinderella money that needs spending (because I didn’t go see Cinderella like I planned).

And it’s not like opening day at Wrigley is ever popular or anything...

If you could find a way to work that quote into my life more, I’d seriously appreciate it.

Right? The headline made me wonder if the writer had ever seen the movie. It literally opens with the nativity and ends with the crucifixion.

Really funny thing from a good friend’s PhD research-

My sister in law started a “I’m the most Catholic person ever” phase in college and her then boyfriend (now he’s a monk... seriously) said something about “you can’t do yoga, it’s worship for another religion” so my sister went to her priest all concerned. His response was something along the lines of “are you…

It’s a really pretty state. Like, you don’t think about it, but it is. The Badlands are amazing, the areas surrounding Mount Rushmore is beautiful, and if you go in the summer, there are fields of sunflowers.

They also tend to skew how the awards are filmed. One of my neighbors competed in a competition with this group last year and they don't show that they win awards based on category. So like, at this competition, the Dance Moms girls game in 1st overall in their age group and their size of dance (so like, solos aren't…

How did I not know that Elizabeth and James was Mary Kate and Ashley’s line (ok, that’s an easy answer, I don’t pay that much attention), but I actually really like the brand.

I always loved Sansa because I felt she was just so damn realistic. I mean seriously, she's 13, shipped off to marry what is supposed to be Prince Charming but is actually Prince Psycho after having been taught her entire life to be a proper lady and then a shit show falls around her. At 13, how would you have…