Question- do you also have a latex allergy? I've heard that banana and latex allergies are sometimes linked and am curious. (Source- my husband tested false positive for a latex allergy and his allergist was all like "don't fucking eat bananas." He promptly ignored both of those things as he is not allergic to…

I think straight up barbaric describes a disturbing amount of our prison system.

You are correct. It is in fact, about 80% nitrogen.

My exact thought. Like, I was going to post this exact thing.

I feel like it's getting more intense too because of the prevalence of contouring with make up too. Like, no, not everyone is getting nose jobs or whatever, but so many of them look totally different day to day. It's not as permanent, but it's can be unnerving.

I was actually thinking of a picture that came out more recently, like in the past year, so during New Girl and post nose job.

It almost looks like she went without mascara or eyeliner, which makes such a difference. Also, the bangs vs no bangs look totally changes faces, think about the unrecognizable Zooey Deschanel picture when she brushed her bangs aside and did different eye makeup. I'm guessing this is a very similar effect.

I can't help but think some of this is because Este is a bit obsessed with Prince and Purple Rain. Like, maybe someone came up with the mash up joke first, but Morris Day is probably not the first person I'd think of for a mash up with older and newer acts, so my brain is saying someone on Kimmel's staff knew this…

Yes and no. There are certain things that are considered more feminine in ballet, but I would say that most of what he's doing are more traditionally masculine in classical ballet terms, largely because so much of it is jump and leap sequences. The line between classical ballet masculine and feminine also gets really…

I was seriously concerned that he was going to hit the overhang on a few of those jumps. Like, I'm sure he was fine and had plenty of space and the camera angle made it look like that, but damn.

Seriously. Lived through WWI, the Russian Revolution, WWII in the USSR (including the Siege of Leningrad- one of the deadliest sieges in history), immigrating to another country on the other side of the planet after living in a place that vilified it for most of her life, and then dying because someone whose job it is…

Oh look, you have described the tourists I'd run into in India all the time that made me eye roll so hard I probably broke something. I'm white and American so people felt comfortable saying shit to me like, "isn't India so spiritual, people live so simply, this is so wonderfully trapped in time" to which my reaction…

I've done the same and have found people are generally nice if you're not an ass, even if they have distain for the US in general. I mean, I have met people who truly dislike the US, the government, and its image and who were really cool to me personally, because most people I've met are able to accept that not…

This has been my problem too. I can barely fit their jeans over my thighs and calfs but they don't sit on the waist well enough to not fall off if I sit down. The sweaters are exactly like you described on me too.

The proportions are ridiculous. I'm short, 5'2", but their sweaters are barely long enough on me in the torso while the sleeves are super long. What does that look like on someone taller than me?

That was my reaction. The lightened skin is one thing. The fact that she doesn't look like herself at all is a whole other. I'm sure some of that is that they have weird ass lighting on her made both things way worse.

Right? I mean seriously, infrastructure, schools, paying the people keep things going (teachers, government workers, police, firefighters, etc), the armed forces that the Republican party always claims to support, health and safety regulations, you know the things that basically keep us from being no different than a…

Oh I'm sure they'll find something. I never can tell what they'll find horrible but there's always something too sexual or inappropriate and someone must think of the children!

I already told my friend how much I was looking forward to the inevitable Parents Television Council complaints tomorrow. It's one of my favorite parts of the Super Bowl.

It's freezing here and grey and nasty and when it gets like this all I want is to go to Hyderabad. It's not my home but it feels like a bright spot in the places I've lived.