My mom had fucked up eye surgery, so now whenever she goes to the eye doctor she gets asked if a group of med students can come in to watch her exam (she always says yes, because baby doctors gots to learn). So basically, what Chuck here is saying is that an eye exam requires more permission for viewing than an…

Tie bars are not expensive! No excuses!

Right? 80% of the reason I never even considered going into medicine is because anything that comes out of the human body is icky and I'm squeamish. I'm also pretty convinced that watching someone have their appendix out would be way more traumatizing than an early abortion. Also that childbirth itself would probably…

Right? I thought one of the standard "look nice and not over done" rules was that you did ONE statement piece of jewelry, or at least either a necklace or earrings statement, but not both. There is such a thing as overkill with jewelry, especially if you're not attending a white tie affair.

We had one! I mean, not specifically for dressing, but it was called "professional practice" and we totally got a handout on appropriate work place attire and all that jazz.

And yet, I've seen so much of it at weddings this year.

Well, clearly that for those of us whose nipples point down or not to whatever ideal position they're supposed to. Also wow, I wasn't alive in the 70s so never realized that nipples were so in style.

As much as I thin a corset would make my figure look great- here's to living in an era where corsets and girdles aren't mandatory.

Weren't there a lot of compression type undergarments in the 20s though to achieve the "boyish" figure that was in style? Am I mixing up decades?

Hey, it sucks being short, but at least I can fit into airplane seats. I think adult booster seats should be an option at some theaters. But then, I probably couldn't reach the floor... so maybe not.

Dude, I am super short, so theaters are the worst for me seeing unless it's stadium seating (and straight up, even then?) Know how to handle that? Sit up more and deal or switch seats with my much taller husband.

My hometown (which has a university that a lot of my friends attended) allowed sorority houses, but as long as no one lived in them except a "house mother" type person. Seriously, they were glorified club houses and everyone had to stay in the dorms or in off campus housing, only to come to the sorority house for…

Agreed. I mean, at least he's saying "hey, don't keep having kids if it'll kill you" which is better than the philosophy of some of the more fundamentalist/evangelical groups I've encountered. Now, if only he gave actual real options to do that...

And less in a lot of places. If you can't tip, eat at home.

We have them to hunt mice because our office is out in the middle of nowhere and on a farm. They are the worst mice catchers ever because they're overfed, btw, so we have mice everywhere. They're sweet, but I'm heinously allergic to them, so I have to keep them away from me, but I can laugh at their trail of glitter…

I approve of any use of this clip.

Yeah that's the impression I'm getting. My friends got married during the NCAA basketball tournament in one of the towns where it was being hosted and the hotel where they booked a block of rooms put them through shit about it (they tried to renege, but couldn't, so were just asses). Now, this was a basketball…

Why yes, that is exactly what my one brother looked like.

Illegal immigrant fake babies. Send them back.

Glitter cats are the worst. I was making Christmas ornaments at work and glitter got everywhere. Our office cats also are curious and wanted to help. You could follow their steps around the office for weeks because they just left a trail of glitter.