I want to talk about his eyebrows, and most importantly, his eyebrow scar. Why is it that I find that to be the most attractive thing about him. I mean, damn, eyebrow scar.

I'm saying this though. This is probably the best I've seen her look for a while. Kim, I missed your dark hair.

Is it just me or does she not look any thinner than she has the past several years? Like, she's a small person and has been for some time now. And cleansing, which I think is dumb, is hardly strange, especially in Hollywood.

She's also 18 and she wants to be a model. Of course she's going to jump on any opportunity she gets, including any that have nipple baring clothes- like about half of the clothes I've been seeing lately on runways.

Uptown is also great for Vietnamese food. Pho Lily is supposed to be wonderful. I haven't been, I don't like Vietnamese food (I have bad associations with the smell of it from being sick in Vietnam), but I 100% trust the person who told me it was good.

I thought I had an oral vaccine at a young age, but it's very possible I'm mixing it up with something else. I definitely had something orally pre kindergarten and always assumed that's what it was. Just looking at a bit of history on the polio vaccine, it looks like an oral one was used in the US until the late 90s,…

You get it young, starting at a few months old and again when you're like, 5 or 6. Do you remember all of the vaccines you had before age 6? It's not shitty memory, it's probably more likely that you never knew what was what, just that you had shots, maybe an oral vaccine too.

You've replicated the conversations my mom and pediatrician had about me, including one giant freakout about a very large, red birth mark that my mother thought was a sign she had broken me. There was a lot of him telling her that kids get colds.

Anecdotal evidence time- my friend's second baby was literally about 10 minutes away from being born in a car. I got a text- "hey on way to hospital" and then about an hour late a picture of brand new, giant, cleaned off sleeping baby. They barely got her checked in before the kid just slid out. If she has a third,…

That is simply not true. I was born in the late 80s, had polio vaccines as a kid (I remember it distinctly because I actually had the oral one) and had boosters in college. My brother and parents have all had the same boosters fairly recently as well. The polio vaccine is still given, the smallpox vaccine hasn't been…

What, no, why do people do that. That's why I refuse to watch movies with one of my friends, he always spoils AND likes to say the lines.

No, I agree, I wouldn't spoil the book for someone I saw reading it, that's just a dick move. Hell, I actively lie to people about surprise book twists so that the surprise isn't ruined, because sometimes it's worth it.

So, difference- I'm surprised that Jennifer Lawrence didn't know the end of Anna Karenina. Is it a spoiler after 150 years? I mean, she actually didn't know the ending of a book with one of the most famous endings of all time? Yes, I realize it's possible, but I kind of figure that someone as pop culture savy as…

That's impressive. Just, damn. I probably haven't seen 44 movies in the past year. Maybe 44, but mostly re watching movies that I own...

As a country, we've collectively lost our minds haven't we? Like this winter has zapped the sanity from everyone right?

I'd agree, but don't think a before picture from when she was in her 20s is the best before picture. She's what? 34, 35 now? And has had a kid. A 10 year old, pre kid, before picture isn't great proof. I once again will refer to my mother as an example. 24 year old, pre kid mother's butt had nothing on 34 year old…

It can be- my mom's looks like that, which means I can fully expect that level of ass. Some of us just store our fat in our asses. It looks disproportionate there, but I think part of it is how unflattering her clothes are. A wider leg pant, a waist that fit said pant properly would go a long way.

Right? All I can think when I see it is- oh hey, my hair grew out! My hair bleaches much lighter in the summer than it is in the winter, so I spent my entire childhood looking like Khloe's hair and trying to correct it (at some point in adulthood, I stopped going outside with my hair down so it doesn't bleach the same…

Terror basically. Seriously, when my friend brought this book out, my literal reaction was "people take this seriously?" Which of course, her family does, as does the friend who gave her the book. It just epitomizes so many of the problems with the CP culture, it's like purity culture on steroids.

True facts- Bad Bob is the story that we got drunk and read. It's my friend's favorite "WTF is this shit" passage from that book.