lolapants
LolaPants
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There are tens of us!

He won!!!!!!!!!!

Not all of us in Rochester. (Although I’m a Syracuse transplant, but close enough).

I’m $75,000 in debt for my BS...

90% of the traffic I sat in over the last 4 days on the BQE was from Sunnyside to the Brooklyn Bridge when heading out to Coney Island and Bay Ridge. Mostly-people cant merge worth a damn. It doesn’t help that the traffic for the new Kosciusko bridge suddenly drops lanes with almost no warning

They will have to pry my maxi-dresses from my cold, dead hands.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

This is my surprised face.

I see what you did there. And I like it!

This is what happens without a real science advisor.

I have a longer version of this-longer on top with the sides and back shaved.

I bet he uses the spray on stuff. Like, the real cheap crap. Similar to the tanning product he uses for that orange...erm...tinge? on his skin.

You know, if he sees this, it’s going to be the official Presidential portrait.

As another member of the heavy bag club...sneaking snacks into the movies just won’t be the same.

I don’t think he ever made it past paste eating. Reading might be a stretch for that guy.

That was the first thought I had when I saw his response to the Barcelona attack. He couldn’t respond fast enough to an attack by presumed ISIS terrorists on foreign soil but can’t say fuck all when a domestic terrorist (at least the obviously white, Christian and right-leaning ones) commits murder on our own soil?

Welp, what are the odds that more than 20 Republicians will have the stones to back this? I’m even being wildly optimistic with 20.

We are already entangled in a passionate affair. It’s hot, steamy, and cheesy-just like a bad romance novel :P. Lol

Normally in this type of situation I totally would be downing a bottle of Banty Red or enjoying some Makers Mark over ice, but I’ve developed an allergy to alcohol.

OMG, we all need one so bad right now. Happy I could help :)