It means you’ve got snakes on your plane.

Other things I learned today:

Sloane, Madison, Venus, CoCo... this semifinal has been a boon to those of us who like it when people have names that make it seem like we’re living in a fever dream about a clique of tennis playing mean girls out to rule their country club for one last summer before they go away to college.

It’s also a big socioeconomic issue. Fast food/ junk food is often cheaper than fresh health produce. Also, if you’re poor & living in a paycheck-to-paycheck situation and are living in a place without means to cook (shelters, SROs, motels, etc often don’t have a kitchen for personal use). You’d think that people in…

Yeah, and nobody is born a total cunt, but you don’t see people who act like total cunts taking responsibility for it.

“Who?”

Daryl Hall and the late Sharon Jones perform “Hot Fun in the Summertime”.

I, like most moms that I know like, are like that. We like our own kids, but we take other kids on a case-by-case basis. We like individual kids as people, but kids as a category? Phhbbbt.

Ah, but I have shelves. Bought them at Ikea a while back. But I’m pretty much terrified to drill any holes, because of a bad shelving experience I had years ago.

I couldn’t level the damn thing and ended up with a lot of holes around the wall brackets. Another wasn’t centered on the stud and the screw didn’t hold,…

Ah, but I have shelves. Bought them at Ikea a while back. But I’m pretty much terrified to drill any holes, because…

I know I’ll be wearing mine when WWIII starts real soon.

I know I’ll be wearing mine when WWIII starts real soon.