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Sloane, Madison, Venus, CoCo... this semifinal has been a boon to those of us who like it when people have names that make it seem like we’re living in a fever dream about a clique of tennis playing mean girls out to rule their country club for one last summer before they go away to college.

Have you seen the one shilling for the Repubs lately? Orange face, yellow hair, small hands, whiny voice...absolutely terrifying.

It’s also a big socioeconomic issue. Fast food/ junk food is often cheaper than fresh health produce. Also, if you’re poor & living in a paycheck-to-paycheck situation and are living in a place without means to cook (shelters, SROs, motels, etc often don’t have a kitchen for personal use). You’d think that people in

Yeah, and nobody is born a total cunt, but you don’t see people who act like total cunts taking responsibility for it.

You must be hard to please. Every time I’ve ever come for boobs, I found it very satisfying.

“Who?”

Now playing

Daryl Hall and the late Sharon Jones perform “Hot Fun in the Summertime”.

I, like most moms that I know like, are like that. We like our own kids, but we take other kids on a case-by-case basis. We like individual kids as people, but kids as a category? Phhbbbt.

My friend and I were the only girls in a 16 team fantasy football league for several years. It was co-workers and their friends. Serious fucking business, I bought magazines, did research. We made the playoffs every year and won the super bowl once (around $1200 prize). Our team name: Tampon Bay Buccaneers. Our motto:

Ah, but I have shelves. Bought them at Ikea a while back. But I’m pretty much terrified to drill any holes, because of a bad shelving experience I had years ago.

I couldn’t level the damn thing and ended up with a lot of holes around the wall brackets. Another wasn’t centered on the stud and the screw didn’t hold,

Ah, but I have shelves. Bought them at Ikea a while back. But I’m pretty much terrified to drill any holes, because

I know I’ll be wearing mine when WWIII starts real soon.

I know I’ll be wearing mine when WWIII starts real soon.