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Sloane, Madison, Venus, CoCo... this semifinal has been a boon to those of us who like it when people have names that make it seem like we’re living in a fever dream about a clique of tennis playing mean girls out to rule their country club for one last summer before they go away to college.

It’s also a big socioeconomic issue. Fast food/ junk food is often cheaper than fresh health produce. Also, if you’re poor & living in a paycheck-to-paycheck situation and are living in a place without means to cook (shelters, SROs, motels, etc often don’t have a kitchen for personal use). You’d think that people in

Yeah, and nobody is born a total cunt, but you don’t see people who act like total cunts taking responsibility for it.

“Who?”

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Daryl Hall and the late Sharon Jones perform “Hot Fun in the Summertime”.

I, like most moms that I know like, are like that. We like our own kids, but we take other kids on a case-by-case basis. We like individual kids as people, but kids as a category? Phhbbbt.

My friend and I were the only girls in a 16 team fantasy football league for several years. It was co-workers and their friends. Serious fucking business, I bought magazines, did research. We made the playoffs every year and won the super bowl once (around $1200 prize). Our team name: Tampon Bay Buccaneers. Our motto:

I’m confused. Did she mean “jk, I know it would take a lot more than this to get you put down your DraftKings app” or “jk, I know Jezebel readers don’t participate in such things”? I want to be offended about something today and I need to know which way to play this.

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

Ah, but I have shelves. Bought them at Ikea a while back. But I’m pretty much terrified to drill any holes, because of a bad shelving experience I had years ago.

I couldn’t level the damn thing and ended up with a lot of holes around the wall brackets. Another wasn’t centered on the stud and the screw didn’t hold,

Ah, but I have shelves. Bought them at Ikea a while back. But I’m pretty much terrified to drill any holes, because

I know I’ll be wearing mine when WWIII starts real soon.

I know I’ll be wearing mine when WWIII starts real soon.