I now have even more reason to regret all that Keystone I drank in college. We thought those specially lined cans were so cool.

There’s no way to pick Just one that’s the strongest. Possible. Here’s a couple I thought of.

Jeez dude, give it a rest. You’re coming off a little obsessive.

If everyone’s a mole person, does that mean no sunlight? And if not, do we get SAD lights?

And still just an 18 year old kid. Cute.

My cat’s name was Mr. Meow Meow. He died.

That’s such a poor sentence.

It literally made me nauseous reading it.

I know. I was just being a jealous hater.

They should make a companion piece about me as a 14 year old white girl in a tiny Kansas town spending a whole summer memorizing her tracks. I was so under appreciated!

Shut up Katherine Heigl. I’m on year 20 & still working on getting back to my pre-pregnancy weight.

Ha!

All I can think of is those snap bracelets.

Nice

Yeah, I think so.

Oohhhhh... now I get it! Duh

I would only have fainting goats then run around the field scaring them all day!

Yes, we know that. It’s quite obvious. But, when the photo was originally published, super-sociopath gross Tom Cruise insisted he wore no prosthetics or padding of any kind!

I’m rock chalk or die, but they sure didn’t look like the best team in the Big 12 tonight.

Does the entire world have amnesia? Do we all not remember what Vice was in the early days? Even for the nineties, the level of misogyny, homophobia, & just vile, puerile shittiness towards anyone not like them was insane. But, of course, always cloaked in a hip, ironic, wink wink, we don’t really mean it vibe.