Hot?

Hot?

I like to take out my contacts, & lay in the totally dark room w/my phone about an inch & a half from my face. Then, for the next few hours, I read the most random useless crap the internets has to offer & think about how shitty I’m going to feel tomorrow.

Don’t forget...

Man, I love me some Archer but that is creepy AF!

Gimme 5 bees for a quarter!

Ugh. I’m in kansas too. I’m very sorry that you had to deal with that shit.

I’m 46 & my dr. just gave me a prescription for bc pills to help w/my wacked hormones. She said I could try them & if they help, decide whether to keep taking them or not. I told her I’ll still just get them every month & give them to someone else that needs them. She just kind of shrugged & walked out.

Want some cheese with that whine?

“At Your Funeral” / Saves The Day

What about the Red Panda?

That was nice

Currently, these are the two I go to when I need to pretend like the rest of the world doesn’t exist. I can play bubble cloud for 6+ hours straight if needed.

I’m all about the girth. Which mascara does that?

Ooh ok. My bad - I totally misinterpreted you comments. I thought you were all like “She’s not his girlfriend! My friend met his real girlfriend at a Sig Ep party” or some bullshit like that.

We heard you the first time. The words “boyfriend” & “girlfriend” are used several times in both the headline & article so that’s probably how they will be referred to in the comments as well. Would you like someone to ask you how you know this?

Bunion

Maybe I thought it was a little quirky at first, but about 1/2 way through the sobs started and by the end it felt like my heart had been ripped out. Pretty ducking cathartic.

My issue is w/series finales. Pick pretty much any show throughout my life that had any meaningful effect on me & I have not seen the final episode.

FUUUUUUCCCKK. What is happening? I really can’t take much more of this. I’m having anxiety over what fresh hell/headlines I’ll awake to tomorrow morning.

Super high, but I’m pretty sure that was awesome.