Florida. They’re sick and tired of being the butt of all the jokes.
Florida. They’re sick and tired of being the butt of all the jokes.
Fuck me.
Thank you, Captain Pendantic.
But how is that going to help me free up space on my phone?
Firefly in the summer of 2004... (Yeah, I cheated a little- but the sequel to Serenity never happening kind of counts, right?)
The difference is your entertainment system does not control gates and AC to your home.
Uber is not “subsidizing” it’s drivers - let’s make that clear. If anything drivers are the ones subsidizing Uber since they provide the vehicle and bear the cost of phone bills, insurance, maintenance, gas, and depreciation. Uber has essentially no overhead to pay except for its legislative legal agenda. The…
OH THE HUMANITY!
But my bank website has a picture of a lock on it!
Maps lie. We all learned this at some point in school, when we realized Greenland wasn’t quite the hulking beast of…
Seth Rogen’s new animated film, Sausage Party, features grocery stores filled with produce that not only talk, but…
somewhere in the Hunan province, a Chinese Pee-wee Herman is searching for his bike.....
Why do we throw coins into fountains and pretend that a wish will come true? Oh that’s right, there’s a wish…
We’re not going anywhere.
You fool Rus+
Drink that kool-aid bubby
Let me guess....you're voting for Master Trump, aren't you?
no, that’s just a movie. those aren’t real ninja turtles. stop spreading lies.
“Anybody you’d like to nominate?”
You know who wins when an angry dude fights an excavator at a construction site? All of us watching the battle…