Not washing can be all well and good for people with normal skin, but as someone who suffers from chronic cystic acne and seborrheic dermatitis, if I don't use some sort of facial cleanser and shampoo for any length of time I turn into a itchy, crusty pustule. That said, my skin definitely does better when I use…

These arms. I would give anything to have these arms. In theory, I would give anything. In practice, it looks like I'm going to hang on to my Starbursts.

Pitbull looks like your friend's dad who is like a little too smooth to be a dad, but he's not exactly young and hip either. He thinks he is cool and suave but mostly he wears too much cologne, flirts with all the ladies and is the one who pours the teenagers drinks.

also really important to point out: though the music video is full of stereotypes, it is more representative of brazil's racial demographics. a lot of the world cup marketing WITHIN brazil has been super whitewashed:

pitbull is of cuban descent...just as an fyi...and sings about this constantly

Why are two Puerto Ricans singing the theme to the World Cup in Brazil? I'm pretty sure Brazil has musicians.

on a mildly unrelated note JLo looks amazing

My favorite Beyoncé impression:

I'm African - this is how I felt about that Shakira Waka Waka monstrosity, it was stupid and full of stereotypes. "This time for Africa" except when its time for Shakira apparently.

If these allegations are true, counseling may be a much better course of action than expulsion.

I do want to point out that its actually hard to get a restraining order. The father MUST have had some solid evidence that this was in fact happening to get that order in the first place.. Also, The kid is 5.. This is learned behavior.. He learned those words and the meaning of them somewhere.. My first guess is at…

I like trying to envision what my cats would do in this scenario. The fat one would waddle away as fast as she could. The jerk faced one would watch. If it were possible for a cat to grab some popcorn and laugh, he'd do that. The feisty human-attached one would attack like this kitty. Especially if it was my younger…

Your roommmate's sister? The fuck? Why am I supposed to care what she thinks?

It's worth another view once you make it into the comments:

:(

Yes - an all this "she got herself pregnant." You know, by herself. With her own semen.

I used to babysit for this white family when I was a tween and when carrying the three year old up to bed he said "Hey your skin" I said yea?? "It's brown like Suzie. Suzies nice" And fell asleep. I forever love the Rugrats cuz that was the cutest babysitting memory.

Dear Little La.,

I would love to go back in time and give Tiny Shiny a hug and let her know that she is beautiful and lovable. I had a violent and bullying family that broke my self-esteem and that girl needed to know that everything was gonna be good some day.

Eldritch, age 12: You said you were gonna be an author.