Honey Pie, Baby, Darling (infantile white dude with receding hair...) Diaper Prince, Baby Bitch Pie, I didn’t other you from shit.

Sir is a title, not a name, for chrissakes.

My husband read that quote to me and we said in unison, “He hits her.” She’s flying the flag upside down.

There’s literally no way a woman whom had or expected to have plans in public would get a facelift then go out. If you can bleed, you’re in hiding after a facelift. Also, no woman gets a facelift during the holidays. That’s just a fact.

Trump is incapable of competently carrying out the duties of president on any level. If he’s not actually suffering from dementia, he’s certainly mentally\emotionally too unstable to be in office.

I can only imagine that she has been on the receiving end of that “attack back ten times as hard” petulant behaviour, herself.

I can’t blame the Vikings for doing damage control. They’re just trying to prevent this from mushrooming into a suspension.

She’s like the original AHCA

I should add that Mrs. Rushruff and I have an Electrolux washer and dryer. Europeans can design appliances for the North American market that are completely logical and almost foolproof! (Manufactured in Mexico, mind you, but still designed in Sweden.)

I’ve seen John Waters do this routine where he reads the cleaning labels on his Comme des Garcons clothes like they’re conceptual poetry because they’re so complicated and border on nonsensical.

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

I had a Siberian Husky that would eat anything when she was teething as a puppy.

In college, down the street from my house there was a real good burrito place. I’m pretty sure one of my roommates survived on only burritos from there for 2 years. Because of this, our trash was always full of the foil wrappers that every burrito place uses. One day, my other roommate’s dog decided he’d found the…

Our lil’ monster is a 3-year-old mini dachshund who for the most part sticks to organic materials when eating, with the exception of chapstick. Not lipstick. Just chapstick. Burts, Blistex, the fancy stuff, it doesn’t matter. If that shit is on the floor, she’ll be on it in seconds. Makes her breath smell really weird…

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

You know I seriously wonder how many times this has happened on reality TV over the years and it was swept under the rug. You cannot tell me that there haven’t been people on The Real World who were too drunk top consent.

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Part of me thinks that he’s near death and North Korea only let him go bc they don’t want a dead American on their hands,