lolaheatherton
LolaHeatherton
lolaheatherton

I just can’t with her facial expression. Just... nope.

Anybody else think this is a case of falling in love with someone who looks just like you taken WAY TOO DAMN FAR?!?!

Madonna can’t run for president, she’s British.

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

Then he said to the tree,“May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

Now I’m imagining a British constable finger puppet with an animated series:

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

Yeah, the hilarious part about that article is the bitching about entertaining your kids. Hell, my parents never did that. Well, they both worked for one thing but we entertained ourselves and for the most part stayed outside. People are scared to “free range” their childern these days because of 24/7 news. Bad shit

The squash face is even frightening Tom Cruise!

I am highly upset that I didn’t get more info about the Cybill Shepherd drug rehab nightmare. All I can do is imagine things. Odd things.

Thank you, Ms. Rowling! Also, please do not publish a manuscript thirty years from now, in which we find out Harry has grown old and intolerant of Muggles.

You’re right. She should probably just wear long sleeves at all times.

Sheeeeee’s a model, specifically (and often) a swimsuit model. Her job is to literally show her body. “Putting them away” would mean no longer being a model. I don’t see how that diminishes her ideas.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

She’s going to send them an imaginary tuna, swimming left to right, so they can make a sandwich...

Or, Robert Rodriguez left his wife because he is an adult who makes his own decisions.

Even worse, he’s manspreading while masturbating.

This is 100x better than when I was in first grade at a NYC school and had a whole interdisciplinary unit on.... bread.

I’ve also never been anywhere that had so many signs indicating you were under surveillance. I’m not doing anything wrong so I have no worries but it was just creepy.