Cause long hair can be a pain the ass. Some women like it anyway. Some women sort of like it, sort of don’t. Some women like or don’t like it, but also acquiesce to pressure to have lovely long hair (kind of how a lot of guys acquiesce to pressure to have a particular kind of short hair). And people who are…

Steve Harvey, Superman in an oversized pin-striped suit that he is, has come to rescue Tamar from hell. Harvey announced that his production company is giving Tamar her own talk show.

Guess he meant the kind of little lost boy capable of repeatedly overpowering and injuring a grown woman. You know, that kind!

me during these updates instead of a popcorn gif

“Does anyone care about Saturday Night Live anymore?” Said the person who read an article about Saturday Night Live, then decided to take the time to make a comment on said article.

I always knew god hated socialists.

Lily had her bluetooth on when the naturopath attacked. Frelee told her to run out the front door, not up the stairs.

There was a second projectionist.

Hold up, I got a better one:

“Take yer llama and git”

You sit criss-cross applesauce in front of your lover and make an attempt at water sports.

I do remember enjoying the fries and eating them so quickly and aggressively that my date did not get to have very many.

While this isn’t for me, the less-snarky aspect is that it is encouraging community in a society that is ever-more less-communal. As a young adult after college I moved to the other side of the country, lived alone, and had no community. This is one positive side of housing like this.

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Funny Kevin Hart Day isn’t December 21 because that is the shortest day of the year! Ohh middle school burn!!!

I don’t know what’s scarier, that device, or any movie from Count Floyd. (Okay, anything is scarier that a movie from Count Floyd.)

7. You’re definitely talking about wanting the right to vote, but not actually doing anything about it.

“Would you give this century-old vibrator a shot?”

My bio.