That high like count reeks of a Jezebecky swarm which, given how many of us can’t comment there is a lot of fucking nerve on their part.

I can’t even be arsed to attempt to slick my edges. Fuck that shit! I’ve got better things to do and frankly all that slicking is unnecessary.

Nah, fam.

THE DNC SUGGESTS WHITE LIBERALS LOCK THEIR PARENTS IN THE BASEMENT ON ELECTION NIGHT IN ORDER TO SECURE A 2020 WIN.

Bette Midler should know better considering she’s constantly online.

No.

No, not over- or under-reacting.  Properly reacting.

If this was the first time...nah, not even then.

I figured Michael would be a Professor Bassass type;

Are you high?

This country has a problem with narcissism generally (as well as, as Zerlina Maxwell put it before me, women and POC in power).

Dear Lauren,

OhMyGod, Karen.

I’m willing to bet a decent amount of cash that she’s going to ask to speak to the managing editor next.

Part of Wypipo Personality Disorder is extreme narcisism. That my own opinion is vital in every conversation. I know because I suffer from it myself.

I’m gonna keep this part and use it as script for the willfully ignorant Mayosapiens who cross my path, because their need for everything and everyone to revolve around them is exhausting:

goes to show Octavia Spencer is still the best Harriet Tubman,

I’m not telling you how to do your work but...

If Lauren’s letter wasn’t enough to convince anyone that she is indeed white, the fact that she had the nerve to reply back making a dig about not having received a reply (as though she were entitled to one) should remove all doubt.

I lost it at that line.