Alright, I kinda forgive you. But only because the dad's on lockdown video was so cute. I'm a mom trapped with an 8 year old, so that video made my day (week, month). 

You lost me at Yeezy slides. Why? Please tell me that you got them from a resale or something. 

Exactly. Why not?

This. Thank you, I needed that. 

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 THIS. 

“ugly-ass, not-at-all-timeless LV purse” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 thank you! That shit has been bothering me for years. Just why? 

Damn, you made me tear up on this one. I lost a friend to sickle cell when I was a kid as well. I also played a lot of spades and drank red kool-aid my friends momma’s porch. We need joy as well as abolition. If not, what are we fighting for?

I feel awful. I usually ignore trolls and one of the few times I jump up with a speedy comeback, it’s not a troll. I am praying to Audre Lorde that you will accept my apology. 

I am really sorry, I just realized you are not a troll. I am so used to shitty trolls, I jumped the gun. 

I think your mom could've put a period after she found out she was pregnant with you. 

No matter which old white man they elect, I’m glad that this space will always be filled with intelligent, funny as hell, givers of no fucks, blackity black ass people. This IS the cookout. Roasting maysapiens all day erry day.🖤

Ooohhh the grays are going to be so much fun! This article is like fucking Christmas. 

I don’t even know where to start. You get the 🏆 just take it and keep posting. I bow down to the GAWDAMN QUEEN of the comments.

I'm going to brew one from the tears of Bernie supporters. Limited edition. Root commenters only.

That was a reach. Nice try though.

Also your points are on fucking point. I'm glad we are twins. 

That is my twin right here! I knew you were going to comment. 🖤

I knew the comment section was going to be all fired up. Y’all did not disappoint. I am a black woman from DC, I’ve been living in Vermont for the past 18 years. When I first moved here I was excited about the idea of a progressive socialist working in Vermont government. That excitement didn’t last long. Bernie is a…

Same

Am I the only one who read the headline and clicked it because I thought he died?