I’m stealing that shit.

Mayosapiens deserves some kind award for awesomeness!

Michael- your takedowns of these mayosapiens absolutely tickles me. If you didn’t already know, you are a day-maker!

Wow, she is STUNNING!!!

Shut ‘er down. You win.

Did she get her lips/nose done or is this super-extra photoshop?

Spiders are our greatest ally in protecting us from the insect overlords.

Man: “Systemic racism exists.”

What a weird culture. People’s brains are just wigging me out today. Who says “black women don’t watch horror movies” just because you don’t know of any (which also doesn’t make sense because Traccy is black, and she wants to make one)? How do you know? Have you met every black woman on the planet? Have you taken a…

“Look the earring is stuck in the weave!” I love her.

This wasn’t the cash equivalent of a new Ferrari, it was a used econobox. That even wouldn’t cover daycare for a single year for most people.

You are a raging asshole and whomever let you out of the greys needs to be punished.

eh... a 2014 nissan versa and 6 months insurance comes to..8-9 grand...

It’s obviously a wonderful thing for people to help out this woman, but the bigger story to me is how she along with most of her millions of other service workers in this country are being paid garbage wages by these billion-dollar corporations and have to depend on the kindness of strangers and the meager offerings…

I used to love going down on my man but mid-40s has done a number on me. Thanks for this. I needed a reminder that I loved this part, now I just need to get back to the “breathing while achieving” aspect of it. Stupid 40s!

One pattern I have noticed is that the light-skinned people with dark-skinned siblings are less likely to deny the realities of colorism.

Thank you so much for adding another layer of perspective to this. That was really important to consider.

This is so vital to have this discussion. Stigma against sex workers stigmatizes everyone who has been pushed into sex work, which disproportionately includes Black women, as well as members of the LGBT community, especially youths and trans folks. It’s a corrosive cycle that also plays into our curiously American…

Wait, so was the point of that first story to prove that while Lupica may be schmuck, at least Deadspin readers can out-do him for douchebaggery?